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Beer Or Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
Jason Santana
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
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Yea we can all party hard with some alcohol free beer and censored po......mmm my stomach is getting all jittery just thinking about it.
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(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate hangovers, and I can't drink and work in the same schedule.
Katy Perry
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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