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Beer Or Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Beer Or Alcohol" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Egyptian Proverb
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech Proverb
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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