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Suggest Revision: Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
 
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Suggest Revision: But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
 
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Suggest Revision: But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
 
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Suggest Revision: But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
 
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Suggest Revision: A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
 
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Suggest Revision: We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place in ourselves for those who love us.
 
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Suggest Revision: Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else
 
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Suggest Revision: Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
 
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Suggest Revision: The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.
 
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Suggest Revision: A lifetime of happiness? No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth
 
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