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Betty White On Balls Vs S Quotes & Sayings
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Some scenes you juggle two balls, some scenes you juggle three balls, some scenes you can juggle five balls. The key is always to speak in your own voice. Speak the truth. That's Acting 101. Then you start putting layers on top of that.
John Burroughs
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I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, s..ual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
Betty White
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Ive always liked older men. Theyre just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there arent that many left! Ive enjoyed the opposite s.. a lot. Always have. Always will.
Betty White
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My problem is that I might go to an event or something and people I have known for years will come up to say hi and I dont recognize them. I know the voice but heres this new face and I have no idea who it is. Im just lucky gravity has taken over so I dont need it.
Betty White
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He's got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all.
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No matter how long you play rock n roll songs might change just as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that's what's important to us.
Bon Scott
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I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, s..ual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
Betty White
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I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, s..ual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
Betty White
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal-sized billiard balls.
Terry Pratchett
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Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.
Betty White
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they are held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
ACDC
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I get a lot of mail, but I can stack those in stacks and throw this stack out without answering, and then I get to this stack. But if I punched the button and stored something in a computer, I wouldnt sleep at night wondering what was stored in there. Im a technological spaz.
Betty White
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My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
Greg Norman
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I dont care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time...and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heteros..ual ones...I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.
Betty White
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I thought for like five years that when you have s.., you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your d..k. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Louis CK
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
Zoolander
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Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice.
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White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
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