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Bike Lover Status Quotes & Sayings
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
Spencer Pratt
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I'm not saddened and I don't miss you, 'cause I have moved on too. I'm not concerned about your new lover, 'cause I have a new lover too.
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A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver.
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As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar.
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Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be.
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A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
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It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect lover.
Tom Robbins
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The relationship that Tony Blair has with Cherie Blair doesn't have an immediate binding effect on the body politic with Britain. But in the Elizabethan court, whoever was Elizabeth's lover rose to the most powerful political player in the court, became a multimillionaire, had the power to bestow land and status to other people.
Tom Hooper
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The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair s.. creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find.
Charles Baudelaire
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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