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Birth Day Party Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Birth Day Party Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Party all day, party all night. Say you wanna party lets party alright.
Wiz Khalifa
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
Unknown
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
Jill Bensley
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Live for today...plan For tomorrow...Party tonight!
Unknown
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
Frederick A Babb
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A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.
Unknown
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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.
Unknown
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
Unknown
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Our two major parties are actually called the Liberal Party and the Conservative Party.
Stockwell Day
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
Charith Thilina
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say. Had no chance to see myself, molded day by day.
Metallica
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