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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Bill Watterson
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
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If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say... the red is positive and the black is negative.
Nick Dipaolo
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When things in your life won't change, it's because YOU have not changed. Expecting them to is like expecting a car to start without a battery.
Nishan Panwar
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
Rocko
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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Once your battery goes to 99% its all down hill from there...
Unknown
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Just spent my last 10% of my phone battery while Facebook creeping.
Unknown
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I could sell used battery acid and make it fly.
Dan Aykroyd
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Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.
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I hate leaving home when I don't have full battery.
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The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.
Paul M Glaser
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I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.
Modest Mouse
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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously.
Danica Patrick
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
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