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Condom Slogansme Home Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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All I have is a picture in my mind of how it would be, if we were together...Let's pretend that you're far away, let's say you write to me. And you promise in your letter, that you'll come home! Come home, to my heart. And when we're together, we can never be apart. If I keep dreaming of you, make believe that it's true; then soon you'll come home. Home to my heart! Soon you'll come home, home to my heart! If I believe! -Anne-Marie
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
14 Likes
If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
16 Likes
Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
9 Likes
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
41 Likes
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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