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Cow Tip Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.
Phil Silvers
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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I'm a good tipper, depending on the service. I tip based on whether they did the little things like re-fill my glass. If they're bad I won't tip, just to prove a point.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Our hope, and it's a sad hope, is that... well, I mean we need a tip. That's why we have such a big reward. We just hope that someone is holding her for her child and that we can, you know, get her back with a tip.
Scott Peterson
3 Likes
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.
Pam Grier
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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Holy cow!
Harry Caray
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers
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I know you ain't never milked a cow before.
Justin Moore
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson
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It's over now, drink your big black cow and get out of here.
Steely Dan
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I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.
Lyman Abbott
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you got beef, bring your cow. I will CATTLE you
Lil Wayne
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He took to it like a pig to mud, like a cow to cud.
Blake Shelton
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Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
Mason Cooley
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