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Dirty Santa Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz
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Dirty everythang. You can't be half a.. dirty you gotta be all the way, ya feel me?
Lil B
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Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bi... I'll cripple your style.
Old Dirty Bastard
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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The human soul is like a whiteboard. You never know how dirty it can get (living in this world) until someone's love makes a clean spot. Anyone can clean a dirty board, but only the Son of God can clean a dirty soul.
Richard Stidham
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Patrick Dennis
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I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dir.. to her. Like I get that pus.. wetter than a dirty sewer.
Lil Wayne
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
Tori Amos
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Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.
Foghorn Leghorn
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You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Marcia Gay Harden
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