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Dirty Santa Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dirty Santa Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me. I whispered in their ear, wanna be with me? You wanna look pretty though, in my video. Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know.
Old Dirty Bastard
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A butch talks dirty to a women and its s..ual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mohandas Gandhi
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen the show and they just jump in and try to watch it's easy to get confused. But at the same time I think it's easy for anyone to tune in and enjoy it. I mean, it's just a really dirty show. There are a lot of dir.. jokes.
Michael Cera
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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I believe in Santa. Cause I believe in the Christmas Spirit.
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Santa was a fake.
Stephen Lawrence
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
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I wish Santa was a one percenter.
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Believe in Santa...just beclause.
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Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is true love.
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I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
Jimmy Fallon
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan
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I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.
Esther Dyson
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