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Dog Dying Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
Clive Barker
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If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
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I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
Joe Garagiola
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Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.
Ben Hur Lampman
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Born a dog. Died a gentleman.
Unknown
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To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.
Hermione Gingold
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
Unknown
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Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
Unknown
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Unknown
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
Unknown
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
Unknown
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
Unknown
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I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows.
Unknown
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Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
Bill Burr
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