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Elementary Stu Quotes & Sayings
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If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools.
Mike Davidson
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All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. -Stu Price
The Hangover 2
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It don't matter to a player I'm a stu-uh-uh-uhhhd
Juicy J
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The message here is you cannot, under any circumstances, throw an object at an official. You just cannot do it.
Stu Jackson
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I lost a tooth! I married a whor..! -Stu Price
The Hangover
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Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu
The Hangover
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Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price
The Hangover
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That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit. -Stu Price
The Hangover
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Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's mean.
The Hangover
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I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fu.. with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
The Hangover 2
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Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fu..ing time.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fu..ing his corpse! Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.
The Hangover
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We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.
Stu Mittleman
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Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
The Hangover
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Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
The Hangover
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I was an elementary school teacher.
Luciano Pavarotti
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Lying is an elementary means of self-defense.
Susan Sontag
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Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention! Attention!
The Hangover
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