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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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But recently I began to feel that maybe I wouldn't be able to do what I want to do and need to do with American musicians, who are imprisoned behind these bars; music's got these bars and measures you know.
Sun Ra
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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Classical musicians do this all the time. They want perfection. So they piece things together. Eight bars of this and six bars of that. Glenn Gould said that with a recording he wanted to make perfect versions of pieces.
John Abercrombie
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I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.
Warren Buffett
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People meet in bars after work all over the world and talk about the great problems of life and death and the world and politics and they don't take themselves seriously. They can do nothing else except chat about these things in bars after work.
Whitfield Diffie
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We have 1.8 million Americans behind bars today at Local, State and Federal level. In the federal system, which has doubled in the last ten years, over 110,000 people behind bars in the Federal system, probably two-thirds are there for drug related reason.
Barry McCaffrey
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton
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They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back
Cage The Elephant
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.
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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner
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It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles.
Aerosmith
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I need to get out of sight. Before I end up behind bars...
Rihanna
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Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
Charlie Chaplin
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Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
Samuel Richardson
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward
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It goes in one Ear, and right out the other, people talkin' shit, but you know I never bother
Cage The Elephant
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