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Suggest Revision: I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
 
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Suggest Revision: I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
 
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Suggest Revision: New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said,
 
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Suggest Revision: Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me,
 
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Suggest Revision: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
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