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Eric Cartman Sc Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Eric Cartman
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
51 Likes
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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
34 Likes
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
14 Likes
Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Eric Cartman
21 Likes
bi...! Dont call me bi..., bi...!
Eric Cartman
25 Likes
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
Eric Cartman
36 Likes
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
South Park
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Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
South Park
2 Likes
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
South Park
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Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
South Park
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Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
South Park
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Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack whor.. magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
South Park
12 Likes
It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
Trey Parker
1 Likes
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison
South Park
10 Likes
Well, the real Eric Bogosian is pretty self-conscious of himself.
Eric Bogosian
5 Likes
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