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Erma Bombeck Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your calories too.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
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