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I want a real relationship; not a facebook one
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Suggest Revision: I want a real relationship; not a facebook one
 
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Suggest Revision: I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
 
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
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Suggest Revision: In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Suggest Revision: Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
 
Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Suggest Revision: Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
 
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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Suggest Revision: Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
 
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Suggest Revision: Without Facebook I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
 
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Suggest Revision: Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.
 
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Suggest Revision: I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
 
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