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Funny Advice For Newly Wed Quotes & Sayings
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There are a lot of people we have met, and we have things wed like to donate and time wed like to spend helping out wherever we can. Whatever we can do to help
Vanessa Simmons
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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My mom lived a fast life, It was all about what we could do to have fun with nothing. She...for most of my life, she was a dancer. An exotic dancer. She was a stripper. Um, so she would come home at like three, four oclock in the morning, and sometimes she would have a really great night, and so she would wake me up in the middle of the night and wed go to Ralphs and go grocery shopping. And that was so much fun. Wed have the whole grocery store to ourselves, and we would have a blast and buy a hundred dollars in groceries. And it was just the best day ever. The best day.
Minka Kelly
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
Arjun Loveable
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Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice.
Unknown
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It's funny how I'm good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don't know what to do.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary,it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cobsy
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Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
Josh Billings
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Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
Roger Von Oech
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Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
Roger Von Oech
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Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
Roger Von Oech
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I always advise people never to give advice.
PGWodehouse
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Some of us say wed rather have that something than absolutely nothing.
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
Christopher Morley
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Ritu Ghatourey
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If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets...Congratulations, you have reached rock bottom.
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Poetical appreciation is only newly bursting on me.
Isaac Rosenberg
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