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Funny Advice For Newly Wed Quotes & Sayings
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Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
Hesiod
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Five fingers, pledge allegiance to my one God. Wed have been through hell, so heaven aint far.
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I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have s...
John Malkovich
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The newly passive George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.
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In the '20s they were telling us wed all have our own private plane and take vacations to the moon.
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Selling butter just to get the fam bread I spread. I got married to the streets and it was here I wed.
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I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.
Robert Stack
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Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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African-American women account for 67 percent of all newly diagnosed female AIDS cases.
Elijah Cummings
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Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Attention. That's all girls want. The best gift you can give to a girl is your devotion, not some Louboutins. But buy those if you're busy, for sure.
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We often say that the biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee to fail intelligently... to experiment over and over again and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work.
Charles Kettering
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The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else.
Timothy West
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Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions.
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Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. Wed all thought nothing of it before Leah came along. Then it got awkward. -Jacob Black
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Neither of us meant for things to be this way. If things went differently, maybe wed still talk today.
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Ive re-newly fallen in love with green chiles. They put them on everything here in NM: burgers, eggs, cereal, pudding. Im obsessed.
Neil Patrick Harris
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The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work.
Charles Kettering
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Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure
William Shakespeare
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Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William Shakespeare
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