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Funny And Student Life Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny And Student Life" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
Unknown
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Clearly, once the student is no longer a student the possibilities of relationship are enlarged.
Marilyn Hacker
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If one student is unable to get online, it cripples that student's team and puts the whole course in jeopardy.
John Gallagher
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I haven't yet figured out how I was made first captain, because I was not an outstanding student. I was an adequate student.
William Westmoreland
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H L Mencken
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This delinquent is having s.. with your honor student.
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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I wouldn't attach too much importance to these student riots. I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris, I used to go out and riot occasionally.
John Foster Dulles
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C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
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I have a long way to go before I'd feel comfortable calling myself a musician. My dad taught me that you lay down a foundation and work really hard. I need to learn more. But I was built to be a student; to be a student is the whole point of being here.
Rashida Jones
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I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of the time opened up my interests amongst other things into the theatre, art, music, politics and philosophy.
Paul Nurse
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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.
Olubayo Adebiyi
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