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Funny Anout Delivery Pizza Guy Quotes & Sayings
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My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
Nikhil Saluja
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I love nice pizza delivery people. They make my whole day. My whole day is made.
Leah LaBelle
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy?
Miranda Hobbes
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And I think the rolling polls put more pressure on them to sustain their beliefs and to improve their delivery of the policy and their delivery of the ideas so that they can garner support for whatever principle they're articulating.
Jim Bolger
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If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.
Bryan Hilferty
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If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.
Bryan Hilferty
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If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.
Bryan Hilferty
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If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.
Bryan Hilferty
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Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.
Alessio Vinci
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
Artie Lange
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
Unknown
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Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.
Guy Fieri
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Unknown
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If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.
Nick Offerman
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.
Paul Reiser
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