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Funny Answering Machineum Quotes & Sayings
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Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.
Emalie Newhall
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Gotta change my answering machine. Now that I'm alone. Cause right now it says that we, can't come to the phone.
Ne-yo
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra
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I'm getting tired of answering the same questions every day.
Milton Bradley
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I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
Yogi Berra
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I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself.
Paul Daniels
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The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.
Joan Collins
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I had this habit of an academic of answering the question. I should have fobbed it off.
John Hewson
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I've been giving interviews for the last 25 or 30 years, more often than not answering the same questions over and over again, ad nauseum.
Boyd Rice
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When I heard his first songs, Dylan was answering certain questions that I had all my life been asking myself.
Nana Mouskouri
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I'd be happy to stay single now because I've always been in relationships. For the first time ever I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want, without answering to anyone.
Carol Vorderman
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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
Leo Tolstoy
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I don't mind answering any questions, because I'm not just a fighter. I'm a lot more than that.
Gina Carano
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Well, if I used the privilege of self-incrimination at that time, I must have felt that perhaps there might be something that might incriminate me in answering.
Ethel Rosenberg
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven Wright
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It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else.
Dido Armstrong
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In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.
Judy Horacek
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Most people are really cool and I really don't mind talking to them and answering their questions.
Jimmy Carl Black
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Answering phones for Stand Up 2 Cancer. Really a cool event. Olivia Munn next to me insists I say Hi for her.
Dr Drew
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