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Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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I don't want a 'baby daddy'...I want a husband, a soul mate, a best friend.
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My baby daddy isn't just going to be my baby daddy...He is going to be my husband.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
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I have the greatest husband. The baby is my main focus right now. We're both so excited. I mean, this is definitely the happiest moment in my life.
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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