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Funny Baby Mamayour Husbandour Husband Quotes & Sayings
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
Unknown
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Roseanne
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Do Me Baby, give it to me Do Me Baby, Do Me baby, don't wanna do it all alone. I want your love.
Melissa Morgan
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Baby, baby, baby, I'm awfully crazy. Off ciroc, off patron, shit whatever's tasty!
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I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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When I started modeling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I was a baby! I was told I had to get into better shape, but I'm quite stubborn so I didn't.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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I don't remember feeling like this... Baby...Baby I love you...Baby...Baby I love you.
Ashanti
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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Then I was lucky I met with my future husband, and I started new life with my husband, and I was happy again. He was a musician. I start to travel with him through Europe also and around the former Soviet Union.
Olga Korbut
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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I love it when I hear ya name, got me sayin' baby, baby, baby.
Ashanti
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Ill give you what you want baby, baby hey. If you want it, you can have it, baby its yours.
Kem
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So here I go, baby, ready to show you, baby. You're all I want and need, you're all I know, baby.
Tynisha Keli
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Yeah, it's tough being smart and s..y, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
Tina Fey
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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