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Funny Being Awake Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Being Awake" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I am awake today. Awake to knowledge. Awake to change. Awake to communication. Today, I will Achieve.
Unknown
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I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.
Walt Whitman
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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
Lyn Nofziger
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It's so funny when people are so competitive when it comes to academics and I'm just sitting there being proud of being awake in the class.
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The secret is to be awake.To be awake is everything.
Gustave Meyrink
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A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charlie Brown
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charlie Brown
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
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I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M Schulz
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M Schulz
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M Schulz
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M Schulz
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I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.
Harold Brodkey
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I'm alive, for you I'm awake. Because of you. I'm alive. Told you I'm awake. Swallowing you
Godsmack
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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