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Funny Bum Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Bum" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Yes Im a bum. But Im a Harvard bum. 'With Honors'
Unknown
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Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum...Man Down
Rihanna
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When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was middle age. In middle age I was assured that greater age would calm my fever and now that I am fifty-eight perhaps senility will do the job. Nothing has worked. In other words, I don't improve, in further words, once a bum always a bum. I fear the disease is incurable.
John Steinbeck
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We had an audition. I was in an office and women came in and started stripping. They had fantastic bums and it's at that point you go 'OK, unless your bum looks like that, don't show it on film.' I don't have a bum like that so it's not in the film.
Keira Knightley
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Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
Carl Sandburg
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I'm the one with the non-existent bum
Lady Sovereign
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Only reason why I rap, keep from being a bum.
Flo Rida
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Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.
George M Cohan
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You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.
Bum Phillips
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I don't give a f*** about you or your bum crew.
Nicki Minaj
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As soon as the harvest is in, you're a migrant worker. Afterwards just a bum.
Nunnally Johnson
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All I ever thought was, 'I'm going to do this as long as I can, and if I can't get paid at it, I'll be a bum doing it.' And so, here I am.
Bruce Cockburn
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Let a bum live the 'Street Dreams'...that's all he's got.
Big Black
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Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.
Dennis Rodman
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Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.
Jack Kemp
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That's what Rocky is all about: pride, reputation, and not being another bum in the neighborhood.
Sylvester Stallone
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I don't give a fu.. about you or your bum crew.
Nicki Minaj
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Be careful what you say - it has a habit of coming back to boomerang you on the bum!
Unknown
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