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Funny Cash Quotes & Sayings
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I like the cash... everybody wants the cash, they like the cash. Not even for me, but I like taking care of my family, being able to help other people.
Irv Gotti
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
Hedy Lamarr
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Certainly, it's very easy to fall in love with cash. If you're going to make all your decisions based on cash, you're going to have a pretty naffy career.
Mark Ruffalo
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Sorry your car isn't quite shitty enough for you to benefit from the Cash for Clunkers plan.
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It's funny how on the blocks, ni...z will kill you for cash but never raise the gun to cry out freedom at last.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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My Mom always tells me to write A brief thank you note that's polite. To avoid her tongue-lash Thanks a bunch for the cash And please tell her you got it, all right?
Unknown
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Homeowners who refinanced their mortgages took out cash and reduced their monthly payments at the same time. Much of the cash obtained by refinancing was spent on consumer durables, home improvements and the like.
Martin Feldstein
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Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.
Brian Setzer
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I love Johnny Cash, and I respect Johnny Cash. He's the biggest. He's like an Elvis in this business, but no, he's never been the rebel.
Waylon Jennings
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I chose to be Mrs. Johnny Cash in my life. I decided I'd allow him to be Moses and I'd be Moses' brother Aaron, picking his arms up and padding along behind him.
June Carter Cash
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How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.
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Part of me wants to be askin' mom for some cash to you its something simple but I'm an unemployed teen with a money issue, Yeah I rap but the cash in the rap game isnt what you be thinking thought I'm rich well no its different.
D Pryde
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If cash comes with fame, come fame; if cash comes without fame, come cash.
Jack London
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Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.
Johnny Cash
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
Hussein Nishah
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Harold S Geneen
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Harold S Geneen
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
Sophie Tucker
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