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Funny Child Gift Cards Quotes & Sayings
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The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
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If a child gives you a homemade gift, convince him it's your favorite gift of all.
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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It's so hard. And can I say something? I thought she did a really good job. Everyone reads off cue cards. There were some people saying 'She read off cue cards!' Everyone - the cast members, the host - everyone reads off cue cards. That's how it's done, because they change the script right before, so you have to read off cue cards.
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Let us cherish the gift of family and friends this holiday season.
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You know you don't have to be an actor when you read a book to a child. All you need is to simply love what you're reading. Even just enjoying the pictures together is a great start. When you share a book with a child, you're saying to them that books are important. That's a gift that can nurture them all through their lives.
Fred Rogers
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious reason will never happen to itself. All who have passed the age of thirty are joyless grotesques, endlessly fussing about things of no importance and staying alive without, so far as the child can see, having anything to live for. Only child life is real life.
George Orwell
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I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I'd have to think of something really creative and mind-fu..ing. Maybe if I adopted a child, like a foreign child, and carried it around and took it to work and took it to a Teen Vogue party. That'd be pretty funny.
Leven Rambin
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
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You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
H R Giger
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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Bruce Barton
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Life is a gift, given in trust - like a child.
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Take my simple gift of good wishes, mixed with care and sincerity, wrapped with blessings and love that can make the entire year as colorful and as beautiful as you are. Wish you a happy and prosperous New Year ahead.
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Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to wish you a Happy Birthday.
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Every day is a gift with a child, no matter what problems you have.
Carol Ann Duffy
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Like an apparently strict musical form it breaks the five minute whole into its structural parts - a descriptive preamble, the action of taking the cards, the development of the cards' manipulation and the revelation of what has been achieved.
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