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Funny Clever Wit Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Clever Wit" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Uhh, girl stop playin' wit me. I know my songs the only reason why you layin wit me, the way the whole building get to swaying with me. Sign on my door sayin "No you not stayin wit me".
Dom Kennedy
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While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or Other Peoples Minutes.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Florence King
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Mighty mouse charm appraised that, just bout 50 Gotta shine like Diddy, cross em up like Bibby, Many men wanna kill me but I'm not 50, I'ma take one wit me, let me know who wit me, Who you wit motherfu..a, blood-in no envy, when the feds snatched me I said I had no memory.
Gucci Mane
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No matter how much restriction civilization imposes on the individual, he nevertheless finds some way to circumvent it. Wit is the best safety valve modern man has evolved; the more civilization, the more repression, the more need there is for wit."
Sigmund Freud
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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Wit must be foiled by wit : cut a diamond with a diamond
William Congreve
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
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You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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It's funny how after an argument is over you begin to think about more clever things you should have said.
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So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
Patrick Warburton
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Mark Twain
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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For sheer s..iness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.
Jilly Cooper
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