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Funny Clever Wit Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Clever Wit" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Lookin at my Rollie, yeah, it's almost seven. Bill Gates state of mind wit a automatic weapon.
Young Jeezy
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The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so little wit in their literature.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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It works better if you let relationships come to you instead of begging for one talking bout forever alone taking pics wit 7 cats and a snail.
Unknown
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Ideal conversation must be an exchange of thought, and not, as many of those who worry most about their shortcomings believe, an eloquent exhibition of wit or oratory.
Emily Post
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Wit as an instrument of revenge is as infamous as art is as a means of sensual titillation.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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Yes you did. Cause my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. She told me that she saw you at the show all hugged up wit some tramp. Now tell me who she was. -Joi
Friday
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It's a new no limit, ya'll can't flow wit us, on my way to school I got my own bus, and I can't leave home without my chain, got girls all over screamin out my name.
Lil Romeo
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Im slowly roastin, heatin up, so you know we toastin. fu.. ho.. wit no emotion, fade away like Kobe postin.
J Cole
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.
Unknown
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Im really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice.
Unknown
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Against the beautiful and the clever and the successful, one can wage a pitiless war, but not against the unattractive: then the millstone weighs on the breast.
Graham Greene
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I loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I thought the subject matter was incredibly clever.
Giuliana Rancic
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Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go f*ck itself.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.
Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
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That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE COOL."
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I look at the stars and I see you. I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view!
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