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Funny Cop Sta Quotes & Sayings
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Unknown
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love.
Baronne Anne Louise De Sta�l Sta�l
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I'm the type a ni... cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, ni... Hallelu.
2 Chainz
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Well wishers to my opposition. You ni...s probably cop a plea before you cop a pistol.
Wale
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a feel.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
Charlton Heston
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say yes. -Heidi
Due Date
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I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I want to have both ways of working in my life.
Jim Coleman
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
Evan Hunter
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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Former military guy & cop. Leprechauns freak me out.
Unknown
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
Unknown
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
The Hangover
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Hit a punk in the back with a pump in the back, till he's off balance. And I'm back in the front of the front of the future when you are mentioning talent. And I'm in the back in the back of the block with a cop wanna cop anybody's allowance.
Kendrick Lamar
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
Unknown
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When a creative idea pops up, document it; execute it right away; just critique it in the process. Do not let other people make the first move to try what could have been yours.
Myron Sta Ana
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We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love.
Baronne Anne Louise De Sta�l
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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