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Funny Couldnt Sleep Quotes & Sayings
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I felt like a zombie. I couldnt access my heart. I couldnt access my emotions. I couldnt connect. It was terrible, it was the exact opposite of what had happened when Apple was born. With her, I was on cloud nine. I couldnt believe it wasnt the same. I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.
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My day wont certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldnt sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better...
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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I was there for twelve months and I was cut off from the world. I couldnt watch TV; I couldnt um listen to music. I didnt know Jay-Z and Nas were beefin, I didnt know 9/11 had happened, so that just forced me to get on my grind and still be creative and stand alone. (On Military school)
Yung Berg
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
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