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Funny Daylight Saving Quotes & Sayings
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Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock.
Unknown
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You have to be able to recognize your truths in the daylight before you can find them in the dark.
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
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we cut the legs off of our pants threw our sho.. into the ocean sit back and wave through the daylight.
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Remember to replace the batteries twice a year in smoke detectors. i.e. when you change the clocks for daylight savings time.
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Hope you all remembered to set your clocks forward although what does it matter since we will lose everything to time eventually.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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If the daylight dies the shadows fall all over me. Then death, you'll have your way. Scorn the torment in moonlight's shadow I can't get out, lost the way for eternity.
Children Of Bodom
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Daylight Savings Time. One extra hour for us to dance and drink our asses off. I'm taking advantage of it. You snooze you, you lose.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I hate daylight savings. It is a cruel punishment inflicted upon night owls & insomniacs by freakish morning people & must be stopped!
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slip and slide on subway grates these sho.. are poor mans ice skates fall through like change in the daylight.
Matt And Kim
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Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.
Honore De Balzac
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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
David Letterman
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open hydrant rolled down windows this car might make a good old boat and float down grand street in daylight.
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Americans are not saving enough for retirement.
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Saving the 13est for last.
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God knows whats best for me and he's saving it until the right time comes.
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I think of moving as a kind of saving grace.
Martin Puryear
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They said, save the best for the last. So, I'm saving you because you are the best and I want you to be my last.
Jeremy Legend
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