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Funny Dog Holidayhole Guys Quotes & Sayings
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As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in one scene the guys goes down the hall and puts the dog down the rubbish chute. Of course it lands on some cushions and it's fine, but I didn't want to set that example, because you never know what nuts or kids will see it and think I can do that. The director said, 'The dog's fine, the dog's fine!'. But I said, 'I just can't do that'. Of course the film was a tremendous hit, but I didn't regret turning it down.
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.
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Shout out to the guys who don't think it's cute and funny to act like total jackasses to girls. We need more guys like you.
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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