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Suggest Revision: Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh yeah, to my college girl, take the weekend off and come home soon. I graduated way too long ago to be sneakin' all in your dorm room.
 
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Suggest Revision: My life was on the set of 90210, which meant I had a full-time job while everyone else I knew was starting college. It kind of sucked that I didn't get to go to college. Instead of walking into a dorm room, meeting my roommate, and signing up for classes, I got to hear about it from my friends and then act it out on TV. At least I didn't have to gain the freshman fifteen, puke up grain punch every night, or write papers. But the flip side was that all my flirtations and friendships were on the job. There I was, trying to grow into my character, develop as an actor, and generally conduct myself in a professional manner, and at the same time, I was completely caught up in the drama of who was flirting with whom and who was sleeping with whom. And there was plenty of drama, believe me.
 
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Suggest Revision: A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. A fact that will no doubt cross his mind every time he masturbates.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was a freshman at UC Santa Cruz, really poor and restless to see the world. I used to sit in my dorm room, thinking I just know I'm missing out on something. But, of course, I had no money. And so this friend hooked me up with an agency, and it happened very quickly. I moved to Paris, got a cover of French Elle, and stayed for two and a half years.
 
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Suggest Revision: Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
 
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