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Funny Dorm Room Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a person who flies away with a hot guy and is away from my husband for 3 months. We travel together. I've been dependent...if he's in the same room the whole room glows, and I can't see others except him. Yeah, mm I think that's love.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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I have walked away from friendships when I've realized that someone smiles to someone's face and talks about them the minute they walk out of a room. I have no room in my life for that kind of negative energy anymore.
Sophia Bush
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President Reagan achieved such successes because when you sat in a room with him, there could be over 1,000 people in the room, yet you felt like there was only the two of you, and his wonderful wit would put you at ease. That was a tremendous gift.
Elton Gallegly
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.
Jon Stewart
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You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.
Jennifer Lopez
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You need all the room in your heart to store GOD'S Word. Your heart has no room to hold grudges or hurtful words spoken to you.
Unknown
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
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People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top.
Margaret Thatcher
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A room is not just a room; it's more than that. This is where you live, it's where you sleep and it's where you feel the most privacy in your whole entire life.
Colleen Hoover
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I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished.
Hugh Leonard
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I've trashed a hotel room. In the States we went to those stores where everything costs 99 cents and bought loads of tacky lamps and pictures and then left them dotted around the room. It was a different form of trashing. And I only did it once, just to shock people.
Natasha Bedingfield
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Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room!
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Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...s..-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework.
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The school-room sends men to the Legislature, to the bench, and the executive office. The bar-room sends them to the scaffold and hell.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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I think my first big purchase was actually for my mom. She had one of those '90s TVs in her living room that's like a 10x10 brick, so I purchased her a flat screen for her living room.
Dave Franco
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
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Realizing this, I knew that the actual space of a room could be broken down and played with by planting illusions of real light (electric light) at crucial junctures in the room's composition.
Dan Flavin
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