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If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions
Patrick Leahy
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I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
Michael Bay
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Mercedes McCambridge
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As many know, and especially those who may have young sons or daughters at colleges or universities, the last thing you want to hear is a call that perhaps one of your children was injured or, even worse, lost their life in a tragic fire at a dorm or campus housing.
Vito Fossella
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
Brad Garrett
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If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
Daryl Hall
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Janeane Garofalo
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
Janeane Garofalo
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
Janeane Garofalo
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All up in my room but I aint tryna roommate her, She all up in my drawers like like its room raiders.
Big Sean
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I painted one dining room red and I must say, the conversation became very heated in that room.
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Death...is no more than passing from one room into another. But theres a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see.
Helen Keller
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
Mike Myers
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
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