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Funny Earl Quotes & Sayings
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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I just saw Earl before I left for L.A. and he was congratulating me and hes a real good guy. I know Earl will teach me some things and he was teaching me some things before the year.
Russell Westbrook
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Earl puts the "ass" in 'assassin.' Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic.
Earl Sweatshirt
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Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Earl Wilson
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Earl Wilson
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson
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In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you got one, it was better than ambrosia.
James Earl Jones
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not.
Earl Nightingale
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I like drums, really, if they're under control.
Earl Scruggs
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What's going on in the inside shows on the outside.
Earl Nightingale
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Sometimes my quotes may be too colorful.
Earl Butz
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Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always want it the least.
Earl Of Chesterfield
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We may not know the whole story in our lifetime.
Earl Warren
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No, I try not to be a negative thinker.
Earl Butz
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I don't think you'll ever get enough picking.
Earl Scruggs
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