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Funny Eat Friend Quotes & Sayings
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A Friend Like You. A friend like you is like no other friend. A friend like you is a friend I don't regret meeting. A friend like you is like a friend I cant scream at or fight with. A friend like you is like having no worries in my life. A friend like you is a friend that I don't want to lose. A friend like you is like being in comfort all day. A friend like you is a friend I always wanted. A friend like you is awesomely, awesome. A friend like you is random and funny. A friend like you is a friend that I love to death and I will never let go. A friend like you is a friend I can tell all my secrets to. A friend like you... A friend like you is like the little sister I've always wanted. A friend that I can go to to tell them whats wrong. A friend like you is like having no dark days because you brighten them up. A friend like you is a friend that opens up my eyes and helps me avoid bad things. A friend like you is a type of friend that laughs at dumb things I say or do. A friend like you is a friend I am proud to call my best friend...
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One day I will rip off your wings and eat them friend.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend knows where to bury the bodies.
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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp
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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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A friend will calm you down when your angry. A best friend will skip beside you singing 'someone's going to get it.'
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If you're crying a friend will ask you whats wrong a Best friend will go grab a shovel and bury the guy who upset you see the difference?
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman
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Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
Deuteronomy 14:21
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A good friend never lets you do stupid things alone but a best friend never does any stupid thing alone.
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To the house of a friend if you're pleased to retire, You must all things admit, you must all things admire; You must pay with observance the price of your treat, You must eat what is praised, and must praise what you eat.
George Crabbe
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A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with you.
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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A good friend helps you when you fall. A Best Friends laughs in your face and trips you again!
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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A friend is like a good bra: close to your heart, hard to find, and supportive.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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