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Funny Elderly Driversderly Drivers Quotes & Sayings
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The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
Jason Love
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Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
Regis Philbin
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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I consider myself one of a very small handful of drivers in the world that are top drivers. The best one? I don't think anybody can say they're the best one because, from one week to the next, you can be on form or off form a little bit.
Nigel Mansell
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I have talked to stunt drivers all my life, 32 years of talking to stunt drivers. There's a craziness to them.
Bryan Cranston
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
Bertrand Russell
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It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years
Garrison Keillor
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At 60 the s..ual preoccupation, when it hits you, seems sometimes sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout.
Edmund Wilson
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My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong.
A J Foyt
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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
Lillian Carter
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
Unknown
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C Clarke
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.
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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
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If they don't want us in the military, then I say that straight men shouldn't be allowed to be florists and straight women can't be UPS drivers.
Danny Williams
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