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Funny Expecting Fatherfather Quotes & Sayings
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My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian
Dennis Wholey
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They say expecting is one way of hurting yourself. But what if you have been given reason to expect? Expecting doesn't hurt you; Assuming does.
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I wasn't expecting you to just let me in after everything you've been through, I'm expecting myself to be patience and persuasive till you finally realize how much you trust me.
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Always expecting Good WORDS from people is just like standing with both legs on a football and expecting it to remain still wheather you move in any direction.
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to getonly with what you are expecting to givewhich is everything.
Katherine Hepburn
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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expecting to give-which is everything.
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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.
Katharine Hepburn
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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get -- only with what you are expecting to give -- which is everything...
Katherine Hepburn
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Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Shari R Barr
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When things in your life won't change, it's because YOU have not changed. Expecting them to is like expecting a car to start without a battery.
Nishan Panwar
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Expecting the society to treat you as you treat it is like expecting the lion not to bite you that only because you are a vegetarian.
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Expecting too much in life will only make the heart and soul thirst, expecting less can surprisingly give you enough of what you need and want.. . .
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I wasnt expecting to quit my job after Knocked Up. I wasnt expecting to quit anything. Im the kind of guy that was happy with one line in a show. I was making my money elsewhere. I didnt need the money at that time. Now Im working, Im doing acting full-time, and I do need the money.
Ken Jeong
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I blame myself for expecting more than I should have out of you.
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Always expecting the worst 'cause it's what you're used to.
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