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Funny Face Book Wash A Cup Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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Don't judge a book by its cover unless that book is a fu..ing annoying bi... who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair.
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My skin care routine is very easy, I wash my face religiously. When you wear a lot of make-up like I do it's so important to really, super-clean your face so your pores are open.
Heidi Klum
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If I am a cup maker, I'm interested in making the best cup I possibly can. My effort goes into that cup, not what people think about it.
Denzel Washington
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You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me.
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It was actually a very nice little book done by a gift book company. They illustrated it with pictures from 1920s football, before there were face guards.
Gregg Easterbrook
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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I do wash my hands in innocency, before God and the face of you, good Christian people this day.
Jane Grey
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Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face, when I came back to bed, someone has taken my place.
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It's time to forget about the past, to wash away what happened last, hide behind an empty face, don't ask too much the same, 'cause this is just a game.
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Mourning Ruby is not a flat landscape: it is more like a box with pictures painted on every face. And each face is also a door which opens, I hope, to take the reader deep into the book.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
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Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
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