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Funny Holiday Party Quotes & Sayings
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A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.
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Sorry I can't make it to your holiday party that I'm pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party.
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
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Hope the holiday spirit keeps you from ending our friendship after I became excessively intoxicated at your holiday party.
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Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist.
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Not even the mild winter weather can prevent me from finding an excuse to skip your holiday party.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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When the boss is away, work becoms a holiday.
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
Kylie Minogue
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast.
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Live for today...plan For tomorrow...Party tonight!
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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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