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Funny Holiday Statusliday Status Quotes & Sayings
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
John B Priestly
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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When the boss is away, work becoms a holiday.
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
Kylie Minogue
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
Unknown
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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