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Funny Holiday Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
Unknown
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
John B Priestly
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
Hal Borland
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
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The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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When the boss is away, work becoms a holiday.
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
Kylie Minogue
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'
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