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Funny Holiday Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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I pray this weekend lasts forever.
Unknown
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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Thank God the weekend is here, PARTY TIME!
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A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
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why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Loesje
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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
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I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun.
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.
Fred Rogers
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.
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Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians...
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My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Scha
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
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