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Funny Jackie Mason Quotes & Sayings
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Jackie Mason
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Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead.
Jackie Chan
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Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead.
Jackie Chan
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In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?'.
Jackie Chan
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In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?.'
Jackie Chan
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Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.
Mason Cooley
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Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
Mason Cooley
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After all those years in Asia, I don't have to do promotion anymore. We just release a Jackie Chan movie and - Boom! - people go.
Jackie Chan
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A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman.
Jackie Chan
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A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman.
Jackie Chan
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The most dominant person in my life was Jackie. I was embarrassed by her, and at the same time I loved her very much. I always knew I had to take care of Jackie...financially support her, but more than that. The sadness of her life gave me an understanding, and a compassion, and a pain in my heart.
Barbara Walters
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