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Funny Job Advertisement Quotes & Sayings
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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the advertisement increases.
Charles Edwards
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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the advertisement increases.
Dr Charles Edwards
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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the advertisement increases.
Dr Charles Edwards
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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the advertisement increases.
Dr Charles Edwards
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Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch.
Joseph Priestley
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We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
Unknown
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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Seth Rogen
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Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
Unknown
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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
Unknown
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.
Unknown
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You really should not do this job unless you're willing to put in that enormous amount of effort. You should not do the job unless you're willing to take risks. And you shouldn't do the job unless you're willing to lose the job, too.
Anthony A Williams
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your job is not to judge. You job is not figure out if someone deserves something. Your job is to lift the fallen, to restore the broken, and to heal the hurting.
Unknown
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My job is to do the work, and how many people watch it, the reception that it gets, and all of that is just business. My job is to go in, do the role, and do the best job that I can do. It doesnt matter whether youre on NBC, CBS, UPN, The WB, or whatever. It doesnt matter. Your job is to go in and do that job to the best of your ability every week.
Alfonso Ribeiro
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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