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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
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So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Bill Brasky
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.
Charles Kingsley
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She would have been a very remarkable woman, if she had not been an old maid.
Thomas Nelson Page
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Not that minute maid crap they squeeze these lemons theyselves.
Currensy
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Zeres a girl in ze castle! -French Maid
Beauty And The Beast
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She suck my d..k for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid.
Lil Wayne
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I never saw film stars at home. We had no maid, no cook, no swimming pool.
Natalie Wood
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I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage.
Diane Keaton
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
Edna Ferber
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Talk of unusual swell of waist In maid of honor loosely laced.
Matthew Green
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The maid that loves goes out to sea upon a shattered plank, and puts her trust in miracles for safety.
Edward Young
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in Old Maid; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
Evelyn Waugh
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When I'm up on stage, I don't think about anything except the song I'm singing. Anyway, the majority of my audience is female, and I can't think that many of them want to see me a French maid outfit somehow!
Louise Nurding
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Prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by Incapacity.
William Blake
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Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity.
William Blake
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Talk of unusual swell of waist In maid of honor loosely laced
Matthew Green
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Gloriously false, a maid famous for all time.
Horace
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After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
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